Well, good thing I don't own any (I wish).

At, least someone got happy to see the post made by OP. Consider this post as some consolation prize as you are missing the huge profits given by bitcoins.
It is obvious that people who are not investing any money in bitcoins (due to fear) will keep spreading negative news about bitcoins or wish that it just ends badly for all investors. Unfortunately, this has failed to happen for last 8 years and bitcoins has steadily grown every year. I do not see any solid reason for this growth going to end any soon.