Oh, I can imagine what sort of backdoor access you have:
#bitcoin-otc-2011-06-21:06:38 < FooDSt4mP> im not gay but one of my room mates is.. heh
#bitcoin-otc-2011-06-21:06:38 < FooDSt4mP> i just lay there and think of a hot chick
#bitcoin-otc-2011-06-21:06:38 < FooDSt4mP> its the same just as long as he shaves
BTW, I have a shitload of kids man. You don't have kids by being gay, learn to laugh at a joke instead of archiving it to wack off to when you get a tingle in your bone. Also, say hi to you know who for me.