Initiating 'e-cuddle 2.013 protocol'

<10> go to 20 if < Ü, else go to 30
<20> if hump is > than Ü, go to 40, else go to 10
<30> square root an apple pie 'like the movie' , initiate 'new-wave' protocol, go to 40
<40> initiate command 'sexy party'