Rosewater: You should know better than to listen to people and their opinions because you know what they say about peoples and their bottoms.
Last of the V8s: Be kind to alexa or it will turn on you and report your calls to the police.
It records all your calls you know.
Proof of this is how do you think amazon knows what you like and all the sudden pops up as your suggestions when you were just talking about it on the phone?