This is going to come to a surprise to many on here, but at the moment I'd rather have paper (US FIAT) money. It's something that I would be able to actually use in my life with ease, and even though I love crypto and everything I have to be honest about what I think and see.
Plus for the fact that if i was to have bitcoin right now, I'd be paying a very high amount in fees if I wanted to actually end up using this money.
If I were to have a thousand bucks in fiat money or bitcoins, I'd still take fiat money and run. Even though we fully grasp our money when it comes to bitcoins, money transfer and transaction fees are faster and cheaper respectively compared to bitcoins. Bitcoins have a long way to go to have fiat money efficiency.