Claiming "I want to handle everything in increments of 3 [or some such]" is inconsistent with trying to sell more than one, and suddenly willing to make space for a whole server room (original 9 + the truckload of miner protection gear) You don't have room for a bit moar? 
the problem with your brain is that it's static. like mud.
you fail to consider that ppl can change or figure out solutions to a problems as they go along. i decided to go with being Order #1, maximize the mining while the going is good and deal with the truckload later. you're right in that i'll probably have to find a solution to that later. but it's a good problem to have.
how about that bet, Mr. Never Mined a BTC in My Life?
Lordy, you've talked about my yeller button, you offered to prove that you have 9 pre-orders, you accused me of not being a miner.
You've talked about so many ugly things. The only thing you didn't address is the lie you've been caught in.
Though i like where you're going with this. Level up, practice makes perfect