After getting my Nth Nigerian scam email, it occurred to me that nobody sane would be willing to do business with anyone in Nigeria using PayPal, eChecks or even Mastercard. Nigerians may be forced to use Bitcoin because it's the only form of payment anyone can trust!
I certainly know it's the only way I would sell anything to a Nigerian.
Wait, are you saying the Nigerian Prince has Bitcoin he wants me to redeem for him?
...I am a civil adviser currently working with the monitoring committee overseeing the winding up of the petroleum trust fund (PTF). Myself and my close and trusted colleagues need your assistance in the transfer of 25,000,000 BTC into any reliable Account you may nominate overseas. This fund was generated from...