Breaking news, the UK has stated they are going to ban cryptocurrency.
UK Royal Family Secretly Buying Huge Quantities of BitcoinHer Majesty Queen Elizabeth wishes to express her joy that His Royal Highness The Prince Of Wales has, at long last, found a way to make some filthy lucre.
"After three centuries as banker to Britains rich and famous, from Charles Dickens to Queen Elizabeth II, Coutts, one of the worlds oldest banks, is trying to modernize. They are allegedly employing a team of agents to buy bitcoins from localbitcoin sellers around the globe. Often paying with sacks of cash, or trucks filled with gold bars." 