I was surprised (and laughing) at how many people took this seriously. I thought that this was way more obvious than last year, but I guess not.
A paid sarcasm shill once warned me about this sort of thing.
- Virtue was the edit distance between your name and "Lauda". 
Oh, snap! Thus, I suppose that Lauda had 0 virtue, and was the only user who had 0 virtue? Together with the witchcraft hint, that would have been a dead giveaway; but unfortunately, I was off the forum most of the day and didnt see Laudas new new stats. Anyway, I figured that I could await virtue.txt.xz.
May I please change my username to the letter x repeated the maximal number of characters in a forum username, whatever that may be? This would have maximal virtue. It seems bland; but all forum users who desire to be virtuous must forthwith pray to have their usernames changed to maximal-length strings which do not include any of the letters L, a, u, or d. However arbitrary this rule may seem, avoiding the Inquisition is no laughing matter; and sacrifices must be made in the War on
I had kind of wanted to actually have a running game-of-life board in JavaScript on everyone's profile, but I didn't have time.
(BTW, when are we getting Conway-GoL-Coin? It's Turing-complete!)
(BTW, when are we getting Conway-GoL-Coin? It's Turing-complete!
)Well, of course this could be done as a token built on any coin which already has Turing-complete VM. This gives me an idea which, if implemented, would be even more
Pardon, theymos, sir; may I please take this opportunity to thank you for a joke I much appreciated? Thanks.