lol you sure do sound like a sock.
Nope, probably not a sock. I was quite sure this was auction fraud, so I asked Theymos to do an IP check. No match.
I am a reseller of Asicminer in China. You can make sure it from Rockxie.
I use vpn for stable internet link. So the ip change every day. You can write email to the reisgter to confirm it.