"Word salad" is an expression that's used to describe sentences that are logically and/or grammatically obtuse. My sentence made sense, but didn't describe a situation accurately. A little less haughty, please, you are being impolite.
I'm earnestly confused here honest to god derpy look on my face confused, I'm not trying to be snippy or anything at all like that. What you were saying made so little sense to me that I am concerned that I am mis-parsing your english. Your sentenced was, indeed, grammatically sound but ducks inverted my rutabaga.
Talking to someone confused about something, who is loudly angry as a result of the confusion, and is not following a clarification in part because of their anger can be a little frustrating to deal with... but in this case I'm not even frustrated because I can't actually figure out what y'all are thinking. It's just mystifying to me.
I suspect that you have a very incorrect model in your head of how this stuff works, what the goal is, and what the consequences are... but I can't quite figure out how. CAs seeing payment requests is basically a martian comment, as it has no semblance to how CAs work (much less how payment requests work), so I know something is wrong. I think I'm reasonably skilled with helping people through misunderstandings, but to do so I first need the start of an idea about what the confused person is thinking.
What I've found works when people have unclear complaints about Bitcoin is I suggest we roleplay. You are the attacker out to harm people. Tell me what you'll do and what you'll get out of it, and I'll "defend" by telling you why your attack fails (or ask for clarifications for 'attacks' that are too non-specific).