Can someone please give this dude a merit for me?  I laughed at this one.

Yep, this is exactly what's happening, and if campaigns suddenly changed their character minimum to 20,000 characters, you know what we'd get?  You guessed it.  We'd have idiots going out of their pea-sized minds trying to not repeat themselves while they blab on and on about how bitcoin has a great future, it helps their family, it gave them a job since they joined bitcoin, etc.

If campaigns told them they had to write in Latin, they'd do it.
If campaigns told them they had to sexually insult their own mothers, they'd do it.

I have an extensive ignore list, but the most important feature of bitcointalk (for me) is the "ignore board" option.  Economics and Bitcoin Discussion are where most of this shit gets sphinctered out, so I have those on ignore.  I feel bad for Hilariousandco for having to moderate his sections.  It's a nonstop shitfest on some of them.