How the hell am I supposed to get any work done on a day like this?
Work?
I believe he's referring to the practice of moving bits of matter around at or near the surface of the Earth.
It's a living.
Don't do it. I've been there, and I promise you it is not worth the effort. At least, do at your own discretion. I believe I may participate again soon for a change of pace, but only for a Limited Time.
Traveling is expensive when you refuse to sell the bottom.