I think ham-fisted, half-baked mockery is the language of the endangered digaran-genus. This is Joe's attempt to communicate with our legendary enigma, if I had to guess.
I'd say that is a pretty solid satire, if the point is to play on digaran's process of strange-premise to blind logic into a conclusion that is exclusively designed to maim; an over swing, if you will.

My guess is digaran was probably already logged into his alt, and too much of a lazy-jumper to hop back on the other account. There isn't anything to digaran's accusations or suggestions most of the time, but as I've said before you need to look at it more comically. I can't imagine that he believes even half of the things that come out of their mouth, and if he does I can't imagine that these beliefs are well-thought out or have endured any amount of critical thinking.