I know that you said you'd prefer Paypal, but I'll buy it from you right now for 17.5 BTC (which is exactly $252.3 USD as I'm writing this), but only if I can pay with Bitcoins. I simply will not pay through Paypal. I don't have any money in my old Paypal account and it's not attached to any credit cards or bank accounts, and I don't want to set it up for just one purchase. It's just a lot easier for me if the transaction is done in Bitcoins instead of with Paypal.
Let me know if you're ok with this. I completely understand it if you're not.
Thanks.