Russell Brand, Andrew Dice Clay, Jesse Ventura, Schwarzenegger......


Douche.... bag..... overload!!!!!



*ahem*

Let's try again.
Requirements to be semi-official spokesman of Bitcoin:

1) Cannot have had an extramarital affair.

2) Cannot be an outspoken critic about aliens or other weird crap.
(remember, the spokesperson is supposed to bring credibility to Bitcoin in the public's eyes, not scare them away!)

3) Cannot be full of themselves.


There!