Stumped! I can't inject humor if I'm not versed in the reference.

Homero-Josh-whatshisname impregnated a coworker/subordinate (accountant?). His wife was aware of that. It's all totally messed up, just like everything Homero does.
You're not funny anyway. You only come across as an idiot.
Wow, Gleb, that's high praise for you coming from a halfwit.
Eat another bowl of shit balls. It's brain food for you.