I would like a place with nice weather

where I may eventually retire.
The whole ERTH thing started to get on my nerves. Too much crap all over.
I would like to have an ability to be left pretty much alone with my immediate family, yet maintain some western style comforts.
Too much to ask?
There's still yet a few warm places that haven't been severely exploited. Tick-tock... start now!
In other news from on the ground, I asked local gold shop (who's main business is currency exchange) if they'd accept
BTC. She met me with a

Maybe.
Here it comes! One year ago they hadn't even heard of it.