This is true.  Under orders from the secret committee that runs the foundation, I added a secret file to the bitcoin source master repository.  Don't bother looking for it on your copy of the source , it is hidden secret file.  This file allows the cabal to push updates to all nodes, changing the block validation rules.  The end result is that the central bank foundation can print unlimited bitcoins.

(Note:  I'm mocking the idiot here.  Not only is this not true, it couldn't possibly become true, no matter how many sock puppet accounts Atlas creates to spread these lies.)