About to get a nice piece in the next hour, of which I will return to finish the script super baked.
For now, here is a little teaser.

Note: In order to have any communication with the bot, you must first register or login.
//-- Private Bot Message Syntax --\\
!register
{allows you to register with the bot to be able to tip others};
!login
{allows you to login to the account};
!deposit
{will reply in private with a newly generated btc address you can deposit coins to};
!set btcaddr
{allows you to change the return btc address};
!set autowithdraw
{once your !hand reaches this limit...self explainitory syntax};
!withdraw
{allows you to withdraw X amount};
!tips
{list tips to and from your username(format): Transaction ID# | Username | Amount | Note(yes/no)};
!note <#>
{type !note with the transaction number from !tips to display the note for it};
!wallet
!hand
{shows how much bitcoins you have to tip/withdraw with};
!donate
{gives a fresh address to send donations to the developer};
//-- Public/Tip Message Syntax --\\
!tip (note)
{allows you to tip a username with amount less than your !hand as well as leave a note for later review};
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[06:28] !bitcoin getinfo
[06:28] -----BITCOIN INFORMATION-----
[06:28] Blocks: 268163
[06:28] Connections: 22
[06:28] Difficulty: 510929738.016152