1) I was a hard working citizen but due to no fault of my own I lost my job and am currently looking for work but unable to find any.
Yeah, man works 40 years laying bricks and not once thinks about making a back-up plan.
Then loses job and cries "bricklaying is all I've ever known, how will I pay my rent now?".
Hey stupido, you had 40 years to make a back-up plan.