Write I will suck cock for merits on your chest and back in pink lipstick, then write Pharmacist on one leg and Lauda on the other., that's part one.
Bonus merits if everything is spelled correctly.
Part two is to get one of your pajeet buddies to film you walking around a major city shirtless wearing shorts and saying that you will suck cock for merits.
Now
this I would absolutely love to see, but I don't want any of us to get blamed for suborning disorderly conduct. If, however, someone were to do this on their own, without the promise that they'd receive merit from me, I absolutely, positively, very willingly, MIGHT hand out some merits--if I had them to give. Right now I only have one, and perhaps I might start saving them up for such an occasion. Heh.