I could definitely increase your pucker factor so high your neighbours would hear your arsehole scratching your chairs.

Welcome to my thread on my scammy ass, Montana Bob.

To be fair with Leroy, he picked Katrina out of a mail order bride catalog - where she Photoshopped her image - sometime between exiting Ohio University with a B.B.A. degree in hand and his gig cleaning toilets in South Carolina. Once married, she came to the states, got remarried at the biggest church in SC in spite of Leroy not believing in God, then they started cleaning toilets together, during which time circa mid-2009 they were introduced to Bitcoin via a fellow toilet bowl cleaner, Leroy first buying and selling coins with him prior to the advent of the first exchange, but Leroy quickly wised up and started mining for himself so to sell and make money, that happening by the end of 2009 when this forum had under 20 registered users, theymos not registering till spring 2010. That's how close we were in having the venerable Leroy "Honestly" Fodor being hand-picked by Satoshi to be the admin of this now USELESS forum (according to St Fodor).

Sadly, we got theymos instead of Leroy running this hell hole because Leroy started amassing a fortune via Forex trading, the Forex Guru's Guru's guru going on to conduct 380 consecutive successful trades, then cashing out, moving himself and his wife, Katrina Fodor, back to the Philippines so to operate their sorry-ass 12' X 12' Sari Sari grocery store-cum-disco-cum-Internet cafe-cum-piggery-cum-coconut and mango farm-cum-their home in its basement-cum-largest bitcoin mining farm in all the Philippines complete with solar power. The venture was so successful, he put it up for sale in 2012 under the auspices that he and his wife had to get back to the states due to her visa concerns, of which they've yet to make it back to the states. Back to the sale, Leroy listed the property on at least two websites, none of which he mentions the west-facing solar array on the hot tin roof surrounded on three sides by towering trees, perhaps wanting to surprise the potential buyers with a free bonus. Sadly, the place burnt to the ground in December 2012 thanks to a fellow cock fighter jealous of Leroy's prize-winning roosters. All the while, there was a cigarette-butt-eating alien watching Leroy Fodor's every move, reporting back to its mothership, the crew making the wise determination not to invade Earth because its leader - Leroy Fodor - is just too fuckin smart, opting to invade the Pakled system instead.

To understand Bruno Kucinskas, read the above out loud on a busy street corner to the passersby. If anybody stops and asks questions, mesmerize them by quoting Leroy Fodor's ever-changing canon. If the police question your activities, simply show them your papers depicting that you're a certified wacko and they'll leave you alone. That, or claim you're me, showing them all the threads I started in the Scam section of this USELESS forum depicting that I'm a scammy ass, then they'll surely leave you alone.