I need to be honest and point out that all the posts that I've read in this thread (up to this point) other than mine are batshit stupid nonsense.
Just need to jump in here a sec to say, if you think you are sane, and everyone else seems batshit insane to you, how can you be sure you are not the batshit insane one?
*Pssst*... Not everyone here has a lower IQ than you do. Just saying.