So the answer to my question "have you even been to Iceland" is 'no?'

I'm glad my advice is otherwise well received. 

Study hard and you may someday find a role in the bitcoin ecosystem beyond impatient, impertinent, 'ZOMG ARE WE THERE YET HOW MUCH LONGER I NEED TO PEE I WANT TO GO HOME I HATE YOU I'M GETTING A LAWYER I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR SOMETHING AND YOU'LL BE SORRY' hissy fits.