I think I have the worst so far.

I knew about bitcoin when they were still like $8, didn't think much of it. Come back from a long holiday. They're $30. Oh I'll buy like 15 then.
They hit $100. Oh I'm gonna put in $20000, and buy 200. It gets to like $250, and I'm like yeah I'm going to sell half tomorrow. Boooom burn baby, craassssshhh.
After it rebounds and starts falling again. I sell $6000 worth on Bitfloor. The rest I keep in coins.

It keeps on going down more, so I end up selling all at like $110 on gox. Rebuy later at like $130. Starts going down again, sell at $100. Promise myself I'll buy them when it get's to under $80. I'm on holiday, about to go all in at like $78. Bus is waiting for me to take me to a train station, to get on a 24hr train. I have to leave now, they won't wait, I think no way it's gonna go back up that fast, I'll buy when I get the internet. It's at $100, oh shit. I'll wait for another crash.

It's at like $160, everyone is saying buy now, train is about to leave. I put in bid at like $15x. Go to bed, see I missed it by like 50 cents. And it's already way higher.

And since then I've refused to buy, waiting for a crash. I'm sitting at a loss at Gox, and still can't get my Bitfloor funds.

So please baby please crashhhhh.