I really am laughing at Alberto now.

You could have had legitimate millions, boy. But you were too stupid to really make it work, so you tried to scam your way to it.  Even then, you could have   made it look good, but you're an immature little child and you leave everyone around you angry at you.  You should work on that before you get to prison. A prison full of men angry at you won't be a fun few years, son.

You're going to be caught, Alberto, and you're going to lose it all.