There are so many things wrong with your post that it is actually laughable. The market certainly does have the "steam" to break 10k, and you'll be eating your words within a week. Just a few days ago it was down to something like 6k and here we are just below 10k. The volatility is enough of a safe bet to assume that it will break that threshold (again).

You claim that only bitches are buying ETH, but my purchase of ETH at $390 was pretty good considering the upwards momentum and the exchange rate if I wanted BTC again. You say that it is losing it's market dominance, but which currency is more dominant? You claim that a bear market will be triggered if it drops below $9,250, but it was just recently below this and is actually climbing upwards. We're looking likely to trigger a bull market. I have no clue what is driving your conclusions, but they are incorrect and you will be regretful of your decision.