What do we do ?
Get with the times and buy an ASIC.

This isn't for mining bitcoin. i figured I'd ask here, however, since many folks have GPU experience.
Ah, sorry.

Umm...I guess now that most manufacturers have got their act together with cooling, there's not so much need for aftermarket ones.
I suppose eBay would be a decent place to start - you might get used ones.
The aftermarket units are still 2x quieter and better at cooling, hence one of the reasons I'm looking for these particular units.
Not to mention, MSI is probably going to grow tired of me constantly sending back pallets of video cards under warranty because the fans are dying haha.