and his name is hippyjungle3... Alberto had long hair and he is from italy...... OMG he must be hippyjungle3!!....  quick call the police!!!
because as we all know,  if you see an italian with ASICS they must be stolen and if you see a blond child with gypsies it must have been stolen... so you must call the police immediately...

you can see where I'm going with this one can't you?...

I hope you enjoyed my sarcasm...