Just because you can't think of any potential newsworthy events, that doesn't mean there aren't any. It just means you have a limited imagination.
And what about your imagination?
I just responded to someone who took a shot and took the piss out of him easily.
C'mon everyone, try it. Let's all use our imaginations to come up with something that might show up in THE ECONOMIST again, or THE NEW YORK POST, or TIME. Or really any publication that has a wide audience.