RELEASE SCRIPTS COMPLETE:

These things are bad-ass.  Not only do they sign everything, bundle everything, hash everything (offline), and then verify and upload everything to S3 (online), it prints out a bunch of forum-formatted and HTML links!  

Below I have raw copied the forum-formatted links here after a raw upload to S3.  This may not be perfect [yet], but it's pretty darned close.  Please download things, verify signatures, install and run, etc.  

The two things I'm not sure about:  Vista support, and offline-bundles properly bundled!  Please try it out!  

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Try 0.89.99.16-testing!
All installers have offline-signatures, directly in the debs, and in the hashes file
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing for Windows Vista, 7, 8 (Both 32- and 64-bit)
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing for Ubuntu/Debian 10.04-64bit
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing for Ubuntu/Debian 10.04-32bit
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing for Ubuntu/Debian 12.04-64bit
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing for Ubuntu/Debian 12.04-32bit
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing for Mac/OSX 10.8 and 10.9
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing Offline Bundle for Ubuntu/Debian 10.04-32bit
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing Offline Bundle for Ubuntu/Debian 10.04-32bit
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing Offline Bundle for Ubuntu/Debian 12.04-32bit
  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing Offline Bundle for Ubuntu/Debian 12.04-32bit

  Armory 0.89.99.16-testing: Signed hashes of all installers