If I am understanding correctly Tesla would not have a cent of profit without government handouts. So there is that.
Tesla doesn't have a cent of profit even with government handouts. Someone correct me if I am wrong but I don't think they have ever made a profit. They came close one year by only running 8 digits into the red.
Thats a cool story bro. But the monero miner was crippled deliberately, there are articles online describing in detail by one of the programmers who made an optimised version for himself how the original code looked. if you can be bothered to look for it. The rest of what you say is you guessing what happens within an obfuscated blockchain. By the way 83.7 % of statistics are completely made up.
Look I don't care if you buy monero. Just if you are holding dash beware. It is demonstrably a total and complete scam. Are you aware of the events that took place before dash was called dash and before it was called darkcoin when it was still x-coin?