Hi, i have backupped my pvkeys on an usb stick. I wrote it also down on a piece of paper. My computer broke. I put a metal pin through the harddrives. I will not buy a new pc soon. So i wont check in on myetherwallet for some time. I cant click on phishing links. My question is : are my funds safe? Can myetherwallet get hacked? Can my funds dissapear even when i have no computer, hid my keys? Im to stupid to work with a ledger or trezor. Can something happen to it like with the parity/kill?
Basically, no one knows the existence of your MEW wallet. So, your wallet is safe. You shouldn't be afraid of hackers, you should watch out for the people around you. I think there is no way to hack your wallet through the internet. Don't worry. The thing you should do now is preserving your USB drive and hard drive carefully.