My past self was a real shit sometimes. Give me some time, I only have ~0.75 in an online wallet. The rest is offline, and I'm at work. Might just buy ~$300 more so I don't have to dip into the offline wallets, unless somebody wants to chip in 
Past sins always come haunting you back
Giving some guy on the interwebs 1000$ that's something I wish all of the doomcallers on this forum would do! I like this new economy.PS I'm actually surprised you still work
Just for fun?