Been working on an idea for a little while, and I just published it... http://bitcoinfiresafe.com/

Basically, the idea is to make something much more secure against environmental damage than a paper wallet.  I built some custom code and have made some prototypes, and at this point, I'm ready to offer some to the public.  Given that Bitcoin Black Friday is kicking off, and we're launching at the same time, I'm offering it for a deep discount of 40% off the normal $50USD price.

If anyone has some suggestions or questions, please let me know!