Unfortunately newbies are not well received on bitcointalk. Visit some other areas of the forum, and you'll quickly see many newbies are one line Shitposters, who are here for Money, not Bitcoin or its community. So, in your situation, it can be very aggravating. I can remember being a newbie too, however many people have forgotten what it feels like to be shunned. With that...many people here are incredibly helpful, but some have been burned, so the Walls are very tall and finite.
I'm pleased to hear you've decided against the corporate shenanigans, and happy to have you aboard!!! If there's anything I can help with, I will be sure to post. Goodluck on the amperage.

It's understandable. There are a$$holes all over the internet that are more than willing to take another's generosity for granted! Thanks everyone for the help, encouragement and coupons. I'm really not much of a forum poster because I'd rather sift/search through the thread than ask direct questions (I learn more that way!) and I'm not yet very knowledgeable to be helpful. But I'll definitely let you know when these new miners start ramping up! No more coupons needed, my order has been placed!