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Not to be too disrespectful, but I live in a far superior country to you. My country has much more respect for human rights and value of life.
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Not to be too disrespectful, but I live in a far superior country to you. My country has much more respect for human rights and value of life.
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I'm afraid your country is obsolete
For some reason this amuses me, there must be a word that describes the situation where you are so fucked that the only thing left is to laugh about it.
^^not a word, but there's a term -- "gallows humor."