I'll give OP a bitcoin if it hits $1000/BTC this year. Will not happen.

Time to necro another thread

BTW here's my address: 19Kpu7Mje3RHmnjUwn1sXQfi4iWtUTxWtt
My past self was a real shit sometimes. Give me some time, I only have ~0.75 in an online wallet. The rest is offline, and I'm at work. Might just buy ~$300 more so I don't have to dip into the offline wallets, unless somebody wants to chip in
