Okay guys, I had this really weird dream last night. I met Satoshi on a café. I don't know how I recognized him, but somehow I did. Anyway, we sat down and talked a bit and he told me the reason to why he disappeared is that he forgot his password to Bitcointalk and was to ashamed to ask for a new. So because of the shame he threw his computer with his wallet in a river (a few moments later I dived in that river to find the computer. And then I realized I couldn't swim so I drowned, and then I woke up.)
Anyway, what do you think of this dream? Could this be the reason why he/she/them disappeared?
Dream come true (except the river part)
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/27/hard-drive-bitcoin-landfill-siteIt's a fake
Doesn't matter, it's still funny

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Am I doing this right?
I highly doubt that any stories were legit.
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