Much better to order Black Friday deals online.

I have been automating my life lately. Luckily I have a lot of groceries and shops at a very short walking distance, and when I buy storable items in bulk, I get them delivered at home by truck from a close hypermarket.
One has to make the most of the new technologies.

Yeah sure discounts are great, but going in a crazy crowd to buy random stuff that actually might not even be good? I bet 99% don't even really know what they're buying, just hoarding random cheap crap.
This is why you sit back, relax, press buttons and have everything delivered at your door.