Hi all,
I apologize for the delay, I hosted a party last night and went snowboarding for the first time today.

I can snap a few pictures on Monday. For local pickup, you can of course see the miner in action live and verify that everything is in order.
I posted to Craigslist as well, where I received a shockingly large number of replies. The current best offer is 2 BTC from a Craigslister, which is roughly $2200. I'll update this thread with any additional Craigslist action. I'll close this out tomorrow (Sunday) night.