You have 2k?  Sure, chickins, golden eggs... lets do this.

Step 1) you wire me your 2k, takes a few hours.
Step 2) I deposit to btce, usually about 30 hours.
Step 3) I will buy the btc on btc-e and send to you
Step 4) you make it rain.

deal? or only have 1k now?   no problem, wire that and we can do it with a smaller amount.   in fact how about the first 2 rounds, you keep 100 percent of profit.   you keep all the golden eggs!  minus bank charges.   trust me yet?