It'd be tough to convert... I mean... exchanges are denominated in units of one coin, so when we're playing with billions, that's like...
500,000,000,000 SHT = $1
$1 = 0.0011111111111111 BTC
0.0011111111111111 / 500,000,000,000 = 0.00000000000000222222222 BTC
- or -
1 SHT = $0.000000000002
I think we might have some exchange difficulties there in terms of decimals.

Maybe exchange for some other painfully low-priced coin, like Devcoins? *doodles on e-napkin in Notepad*
500,000,000,000 shitcoins for $1
$0.00059 per devcoin
1695 devcoins per dollar
0.00000000339 devcoins per shitcoin
Yeah... I don't even. Damn. Is anyone in this room Azn? My head hurts already, and I think I messed half that math up. (that's a compliment. can't be racist if it's a compliment, right? lol)