When AnonyMint isn't churning out god-tier code, acing trigonometry tests because the principal likes him, winning Pulitzer prizes for his groundbreaking blogspam or deigning to speak to us, does he spray his Fortress of Solitude with solid gold Casacius coins he spontaneously shit into existence from the sheer inertia of his own magnificence?

But but but, the Amazon Cartel is going to deploy a yottaflop mining core to capture a percentage of txn fees! REFUTED REFUTED REFUTED!