Yup..I'm pretty serious. And using CPU to mine LTC isn't as bad as you think. I can get 200KH per server(cpuminer) and I have a lot of servers in my data center. But they are behind a firewall which is causing me a lot of headache just to get them to connect to the stratum servers.
I was under misinterpretation, I apologize as not everyone is as gifted to have readily available hardware, power, and cooling to openly use like that.