Rick just came home from work and asked "What the fuck is going on with Bitcoin, man ?"
I just shrugged and replied with "No idea, dude."
What do I tell him about this dump ?
I have no idea what's going on.
I think you already gave him a honest assessment. You've set enough aside to carry you to the next halvening. Light some candles, pour a drink, cuddle, and forget about it for a while.