Testnet is broken because too much power was puten there (thanks Xelister 1 and Artfortz 8 of 5970's

It will take apparently months (with 1 5970) to reset diff to be usable by CPUs.
Haha, is this why nanotube and others were offering to buy testnet coins on bitcoin-otc? I guess that would make the adjustment faster, but less severe?