My sofa cost me £10, but it does the job nicely
Where did you buy it from? Jerry Seinfeld?

I got it second hand of course. However, it'll have to go soon because my new puppy keeps chewing lumps out of it, but it's staying until she learns not to because I don't want the same happening to the replacement. (which will probably cost a bit more).
I had to get my house furnished in a hurry with very little cash when my daughter came back to live with me. I always meant to buy something better but (until I got my dog) there was nothing wrong with this one so it wasn't a priority