lol at calling any of these awesome.. this is what happens when you put up a bounty instead of just hiring someone for a proper wage.. everyone with photoshop or paint tries to come along and create a logo.. these are ATROCIOUS..
You should think about what you're saying. Sure some of these designs are not masterpieces, but the designers are new and they have to start somewhere. I'm sure your first designs were not any better. Practice makes perfect and these designers will get better the more and more logos they make.